Boy:
Did it hurt
Girl:
(sigh) did what hurt
Boy:
Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
romeo:
hey i just met you.
romeo:
and this is crazy.
romeo:
but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo:
so marry me maybe.
girl 1:
omg im pregnant
girl 2:
omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:
omg im always drunk
me:
omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
